If your childhood home was like mine, you heard a lot of NPR growing up. Your home may have had fewer tigers than mine, but I bet that all it takes to calm your nerves is a 15-minute dose of All Things Considered.

But what do the faces attached to the voices look like? What a stupid question, you say. I know it’s a stupid question, but I am bored, so shut it.

Check out NPR’s bio site to see. Sadly, none of the people we’ve come to love&#151Bob Edwards, Corey Flintoff, Nina Totenburg&#151are hot. Steve Inskeep is kind of hot, but not really, and Sylvia Poggioli has an old world allure, but that’s about it. You’ll be happy to know that the Magliozzi brothers, of Car Talk fame, look exactly as they should.