Here is something I tried to put up last week but for some reason the front page is not working. I think it has improved with age.

Breaking news: Here is a strange story, readers. Bush’s favorite portrait of himself was painted by a gay porn actor. This means Bush is gay and into porn. Who knew?

Double breaking news! Decry rules! Yes, we get everything from other websites but we still beat you suckers to the punch. Atrios, of superblogger fame, linked to this story at another blog, which was posted today. Decry was on this last week, homiez. This kind of thing is decidedly unsatisfying reminder that no one reads this site but me. Whimper.